Derp In Disguise
phrux:

slashren:

naruto confirmed for iron man

I know you like Naruto so we put Naruto in a Naruto so you can believe it while you believe it!

phrux:

slashren:

naruto confirmed for iron man

I know you like Naruto so we put Naruto in a Naruto so you can believe it while you believe it!

thisiseverydayracism:

postracialcomments:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

clarknokent:

Bruh



well damn

That came in like a wrecking ball.

thisiseverydayracism:

postracialcomments:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

clarknokent:

Bruh

well damn

That came in like a wrecking ball.

kakashitting:

one of my all time favourite moments in the entire naruto manga is gai’s face when he hears taijutsu is the only thing that will work on madara

image

that is the face of a man who is going to fuck someone up

miss-evening:

theshadowsreturn:

help
fanboy down

MWUAHAHAHAHA!~ >:D

Pitch: "Now, come down to my lair, and I’ll pleasure you anywhere you want to, all over your body. Nothing’s too dirty, m’boy.~ What do you say?" *unzips zipper*

miss-evening:

theshadowsreturn:

help

fanboy down

MWUAHAHAHAHA!~ >:D

Pitch: "Now, come down to my lair, and I’ll pleasure you anywhere you want to, all over your body. Nothing’s too dirty, m’boy.~ What do you say?" *unzips zipper*

burningonyx:

carnivaldog:

homemadehorrors:

excessunrated:

SUCH A BABY.

…perfect bby.

OKAY I have to drop some newly acquired knowledge, and maybe a lot of people already know this BUT LISTEN
Hippos are, like…real, living land whales. It’s been genetically proven that their closest relatives are NOT pigs as was once believed, but whales! Hippos even make whistles and clicks underwater to communicate as well as help them “see” in murky waters. 
They also have some incredibly thick skin that is extremely difficult to cut, and when they do get injured their skin secretes a special fluid that acts like a natural antibiotic ointment that prevents infections and speeds up the healing process. And this fluid turns blood red when it meets the air, so it looks pretty badass, too.
Also, the bones in their limbs are SOLID. There is no marrow, no hollow space, they are 100% BONE, MOTHERFUCKER. It helps weigh them down in the water so they can more easily submerge, and it helps support their weight on land. These bones can withstand the impact of a running hippo, and they aren’t slow, either!
Hippos are also responsible for more human deaths annually than crocodiles or other predators like lions and so on. Because they don’t take no shit, bro. 
HIPPOS ARE REALLY FREAKING COOL, YOU GUYS.

Adult hippos will rip you apart given half a chance. Herbivore =//= peaceful.

burningonyx:

carnivaldog:

homemadehorrors:

excessunrated:

SUCH A BABY.

…perfect bby.

OKAY I have to drop some newly acquired knowledge, and maybe a lot of people already know this BUT LISTEN

Hippos are, like…real, living land whales. It’s been genetically proven that their closest relatives are NOT pigs as was once believed, but whales! Hippos even make whistles and clicks underwater to communicate as well as help them “see” in murky waters. 

They also have some incredibly thick skin that is extremely difficult to cut, and when they do get injured their skin secretes a special fluid that acts like a natural antibiotic ointment that prevents infections and speeds up the healing process. And this fluid turns blood red when it meets the air, so it looks pretty badass, too.

Also, the bones in their limbs are SOLID. There is no marrow, no hollow space, they are 100% BONE, MOTHERFUCKER. It helps weigh them down in the water so they can more easily submerge, and it helps support their weight on land. These bones can withstand the impact of a running hippo, and they aren’t slow, either!

Hippos are also responsible for more human deaths annually than crocodiles or other predators like lions and so on. Because they don’t take no shit, bro. 

HIPPOS ARE REALLY FREAKING COOL, YOU GUYS.

Adult hippos will rip you apart given half a chance. Herbivore =//= peaceful.

When nothing goes over your head because your reflexes are too fast
failed-mad-scientist:

B.P.R.D. - Duncan Fegredo

failed-mad-scientist:

B.P.R.D. - Duncan Fegredo

mymightynotebook:

i am very upset right now

escaped-ocelot:

you know for someone who claims not to care about his appearance, alucard sure is theatrical 

shoriani:

"Where the hell is my bro?"